rain rain go away

Hello so my GOventuring is on hiatus, I tried yesterday but I was suffering from a bit of a headache and then on the way out to my studio in typical Heather fashion I wiped out. We have some 16x16 pavers that are going in front of the doors to the studio and they are kind of just sitting all willy nilly out there til they go in properly well I was jogging to get out of the rain and I mistepped on one of them twisted my foot and went down hard. The good news is I am ok LOL and this type of thing is a regular occurence for me :D

It was one of those falls where you can feel it happening in slow mo and in your head you have come up with four different courses of action to take before you hit the ground. My first reaction of course was to check to see if anybody saw me fall in which case I would of popped up and done a "TAAA DAAAA!!" but I was the only one stupid enough to be outside inthe pouring rain. Well me and one of the cats who of course had the "stupid human" look of disgust on his face like didn't I know that the pavers were for him to lie on and what was I doing sprawled out on them???? Needless to say I am nursing a bit of a bruise on my foot and a couple scrapes but they are barely noticable because they just blend in with all the other bruises :D

Anyway today I have a bunch of stuff to do, it's the last day of school for Adam he's there til noon so my friend and I are taking the opportunity to hit the mall one last time while we can, then we are going to do the grocery shopping for the camping trip we leave on Saturday.

I have quite a few things to get done one of which is to open up my tent and make sure everything is ship shape but it is pouring rain here again today I may just have to take my chances. I am pretty sure everything is ok but I am a little paranoid since this one time I went camping with my parents and it poured rain and my tent literally collasped in the middle of the night, rivers of water were running through it and I had to use my blankets to build dams aroundthe kids so they didn't get soaked LOL. I on the other hand was a soggy, grumpy, pissed off mess by the time morning rolled around and had to call Gord to go buy a tent and drop it off to us LOL because we still had like 5 days of camping left.

There are sleeping bags to wash, laundry to do, eye brows to shape (yah that is important because when you are camping your eye brows should be nice since nothing else will be), packing, grocery shopping, air mattress testing to see which one will deflate the slowest ....because they always deflate. I have crossed paint toenails and bikini wax from the list because yes the toes and other areas should also look nice :) Was that too much information? I don't think I will ever get used to going in and letting what is basically a total stranger look at my hoo ha but these are the things we do for beauty. She does attempt to make chit chat which is nice I like a little pillow talk before I show my girly parts off. Yesterday she asked if I had kids I contemplated saying no those stretch marks are just because when I hit puberty I shot up three feet in one month. Apparently my little lady area was also glittery LOL I have a new body wash and it has glitter in it, it's nice that she noticed LOL I told her it was special just for her :D

Ok I guess that was enough info for you all, Cameron that was special for you I said I wasn't afraid of talking about my vagina on my blog and now I have....where's my $40,000 in advertising revenue???

Comments

[jilliene]

you r such a character- I love your wit and approach to life. we'll be hanging on the edges of our seats waiting to hear more about your va-jay-ja while your gone so hurry back!

[aimporco@yahoo.com]

oh come on---that wasn't about your vagina-- it was aboout your PUBIC hair. get it straight!

[Cameron]

OMG, you are TOO funny! I've never had a bikini wax, my friend in Las Vegas, Nicole, told me about getting a Brazilian and it just scared me straight out of any desire to do that!! You are tooooo funny. :)

[Deitra Hart]

You are too funny, Heather! I love all your talk of glittery vaginas!
Love ya!
Deitra:)

[Gennifer]

DH does not understand how I can do that. I told him that after delivering 4 kids, I had pretty much lost all sense of privacy in that area.